Smash Up The Stealership
This game is a work in progress. Updates will be posted here, on Bluesky, and on my blog.
This crooked car dealership sold you a total lemon of a car! You've grabbed the closest tool/weapon at hand and are going to enact some karmic justice!
Do as much damage as you can before the police arrive. Gain more points by keeping a streak going and racking up combos!
Controls
mouse - aim
left mouse button - swing
wasd - move
shift - run
space - jump
p - open menu
Planned Features
- Additional dealerships with different designs
- More cars: trucks, sports cars, and more
- More destruction: breakable windows, detachable car parts
- Angry salespeople on patrol
- Unlockable weapons and/or stat upgrades
- One of those wacky wavy inflatable tube man things
More details TBA. Check back soon!
| Status | On hold |
| Platforms | HTML5, Windows |
| Author | XCVG |
| Genre | Action |
| Made with | Unity |
| Tags | Comedy, Parody, Third Person |
| Content | No generative AI was used |
Download
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Click download now to get access to the following files:
1.0.1 (initial demo hotfix) 44 MB
Development log
- On hiatus, maybeNov 24, 2025


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